So today I posted a status message on facebook that seemed to ruffle a lot of feathers... usually I am all for ruffling feathers, but this topic in particular really hit a nerve with a few people. Most of you know I am quite sarcastic and say whatever is on my mind. My intentions are not to offend people, but rather to shed light on things most people are too big of pussy ass bitches to say. Let's get to it then...
You know what...I am just going to start out with a super short history recap of the fabulous miss Jessica... do you know exactly who I am? I grew up in Klamath Falls, OR... I graduated high school early... worked my ass off and took some college classes in high school. Had an internship at OIT when I was 16 for the Applied Environmental Sciences Department... it was pretty sweet... I won the science fair in high school my junior year. Yes nerd extraordinaire I know... went to college at Uni of Oregon.. yes I was a duck. I dropped out after 2 years... I felt bad for wasting money and frankly felt like I was wasting my time. When I got to college I expected to learn something... NOT to go to class to learn things I was taught in the 10th grade. When at college I had an awesome opportunity to go to New York for the summer doing an internship in marketing. Crazy shit... long crazy summer! SO it's not as if I was raised in bfe with no life experience.... lol well alright I was raised in bfe, but that is beside the point.
Now that you have a bit of history on me... I gotta get something off my chest... I love all of the people in my life dearly, but it kills me that so many are closed minded... especially in the times we are living in. I grew up in a very conservative rural community... somehow I became the opinionated bitch I am today in the midst of all that. To this day it literally kills me that there are people I know and associate with that are outright bigots, racists etc etc that do not welcome change at all. I am not saying it's not ok to have an opinion and support your own ideas! However, still using racist and ignorant terms really does bother me. People are people... we are all unique and special in our own ways. It has nothing to do with our race, class, sex, sexual orientation... etc etc. Yes I said sex... in the town I am from there are still a lot of sexist people that do not think women should be in certain industries and visa versa. It is crazy to me that if someone is qualified for a job that they do not get it because of how they look etc. How is this still possible in this day and age. I swear if I was alive in the 1920's I would have been in jail with Alice Paul and Lucy Burns... picketing Wilson... one of the 'radicals' that just wanted to be able to be a citizen... less than 100 years since women could even vote... how far we have come, but how much farther we need to go. I suppose that is why I am so strong... people need to know what is up and just be respectful of who other people are as individuals... not liking everyone, but appreciating the differences. The differences are what make life fun :-)
I guess I just needed to say that and remind people that no matter if you like what I have to say or not it is not going to stop me. It may bother you as I have stated some things that bother me, but I do not want you to agree with me.... well actually I think I should be president of the world someday LOL... kidding (or am I). The thing that cracks me up the most is when someone tells me I am closed minded because I speak the way I do (how closed minded are the ones that tell everyone else how closed minded they are)... I am just stating my opinion here people... smile... know that you are the only one that can make yourself happy and stop trying to appease the world... if you look in the mirror and are happy that is all that matters.
"If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years."
Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Never judge a book by it's cover
So recently I have noticed that people are becoming more judgemental about others around them... and when I mean judgemental I mean rude! Don't get me wrong I enjoy laughing at the random people of Klamath Falls behind their back like any other person... but I am speaking about people just being a total, disrespectful cuntface for no reason (at a place of work)to someones face. When someone comes to my place of business they know I am going to give them the best damn customer service around. When it is work time I am serious and polite! I have always been raised that no matter what a persons outer appearance may be, they could be the wealthiest person in the world. I grew up in construction with a grandpa as a logger. Never judge a book by the cover... but what I am finding interesting is people's demeanor towards me. Have I mysteriously dropped off of the appearance scale so much that someone is going to treat me like the grossest, most ignorant piece of shit on the planet and seem offended that she has to speak to me? Due to the economy I no longer have an assistant or shop guy, so I am required to go load a customer up in the shop when they buy something... not a big deal in my eyes, but this does change my wardrobe slightly... jeans and tee shirts. Is that too gross for some people? LOL I certainly hope so. I guess what bothered me the most if exactly how she was treating me. Was this woman just so pissed about how boring her life is that she needs to be disrespectful? She was 'expecting me to be different' and was surprised that I was the person they were recommended to speak to. Side note here people... I love all of my customers, especially repeat customers that tell their friends about us! So I proceed to ask discovery questions to find exactly what they need, so I can give them the proper information... give them extra information on how to get a tax credit... and get them on their way. Of course it wasn't going to be that easy... right?! I think my favorite part of the conversation is when she kept glaring at me, staring at my arms, looking at my snow boots and crossing her arms and staring back at her husband... giving him that look of 'omg can we leave yet... she is scaring me and I want to go home'. Most of you know I am quite approachable and kind, especially at work! Now I understand some people are quite old school and no not appreciate my tattoos... but just because I have tattoos does not mean I am a serial killer or have ever been to prison (well for something bad, not to visit). The worst I have ever done is get a few speeding tickets :-) I like to get where I am going! My biggest question about this woman has nothing to do with her personally, but if she treats everyone this way or if I was just her lucky target that day? I suppose I can say I am proud of myself to being kind and answering all of their questions without asking her to leave. It takes a lot for me to get so pissed at a client I ask them to leave. Actually in all of my years in customer service it has only happened twice. Once when I worked at Kay Jeweler's in Eugene and a man got so upset about his ring not being returnable... apparently she said no... the policy clearly stated you cannot return a ring once it has been sized... I tried to tell him to wait to make sure it was the right size... I never told a client to wait to make sure she said yes LOL ~ One must be crafty when love is on the line. He told me he was going to come back and shoot me! Needless to say he was just upset that she said no and not upset with me as a person... however I did have mall security escort me to my car after work for 2 weeks. He came to senses and apologized. He ended up using the ring a year later and I assume he is still happy. Now the other time I got angry and asked someone to leave is when their children were running around my current office screaming... almost broke a display etc. They also had terrible mouths on them.. they were 5 and 6 year olds right... and the youngest ran behind my desk and said she think she broke something... the parents said nothing. SO I kindly asked the parents if they could watch their children better. She was offended! People like that shouldn't breed... then the little girl ran behind my desk and said 'my mommy says people like you are fat stupid pieces of shit'... really... and the mom just sits there saying nothing. SO I asked her kindly to come back when she does not have her children. Gee I wonder what those precious little angels will grown up to be :-) Most of you will notice we have a sign in our office saying our showroom and offices anr not a playground. Shit I remember when I was a kid... If I did anything out of line in a store or made a scene I knew I was getting spanked when we got home. See that's the problem with kids today... you can't spank them or the government freaks out! and people wonder why kids today are spoiled little fuck heads... It is what it is... and someday soon you won't even be able to get served at a fast food restaurant because kids today won't lower themselves to stop texting on their cell phone or get off myspace long enough to work for $8.50 an hour... yes the minimum wage in Oregon is $8.50! The sad thing right now is I have friends working in fast food right now because the economy is so shitty they need to pay bills... these are people with degrees and vast work experience... and the youngsters are too lazy to care... oh joy... I hope I do not live past 75... because frankly I do not think there will be anyone around as RN's and caregivers when I get there... who the hell is going to change my bed pan damnit!? Knowing my luck I will live to 95...
Ok... so I got off on all kinds of tangents there... typical Jessica :-) I guess the main thing I am trying to say is we do not need to love everyone (Jackie Moon is a dream).... but respecting our differences and embracing the differences that make up our own individuality that founded this nation, makes our lives richer. Just because someone looks a certain way on the outside does not mean we understand what is on the inside. I am really blessed in life to have so many different types of people in my life and I wouldn't have it any other way! Just because you are a business person does not necessarily mean you need to be a certain way or have certain people in your life. One thing I have learned in my life is that when we open ourselves up to true emotions and true reality... our lives are not only richer for it... but it's like finding a pot of gold at the end of a freaky ass rainbow everyday. Life isn't about where you get in life, but all the people you meet in it... no matter how many possessions we have... it always comes back to the people... we the people...
Ok... so I got off on all kinds of tangents there... typical Jessica :-) I guess the main thing I am trying to say is we do not need to love everyone (Jackie Moon is a dream).... but respecting our differences and embracing the differences that make up our own individuality that founded this nation, makes our lives richer. Just because someone looks a certain way on the outside does not mean we understand what is on the inside. I am really blessed in life to have so many different types of people in my life and I wouldn't have it any other way! Just because you are a business person does not necessarily mean you need to be a certain way or have certain people in your life. One thing I have learned in my life is that when we open ourselves up to true emotions and true reality... our lives are not only richer for it... but it's like finding a pot of gold at the end of a freaky ass rainbow everyday. Life isn't about where you get in life, but all the people you meet in it... no matter how many possessions we have... it always comes back to the people... we the people...
Monday, January 18, 2010
Simplify
For most of my life I have been an over achiever... pushed very hard by my family to always do well... not saying it is a bad things, but it has always made me over analyze things. This related to my love life in a huge way... I always date the wrong man right... my friends are all shaking their heads right now. I think though that I know why. It is hard to give your heart to someone when it still belongs to someone. It has taken me awhile, but taking a look back and simplifying things has made me realize I have already met me special someone. Yes I have said it... I am very much in love with someone. Distance keeps us apart for the time being, but someday we will be together. This person still gives me butterflies when I look into his eyes... even 3 years later... Giddy like a fucking school girl...
For me I always have been trying to find something 'better' because that is what we have been taught. Finding better has been nothing but a terrible journey for me... the thing is I NEVER TRULY THOUGHT THERE WAS BETTER... sure there are doctors or lawyers, which is what certain people in my life feel I need to be with, but men with money treat me like property. This isn't monopoly bitches and I am not for sale. Taking a step back from society this year (perhaps some of you noticed my absence) I have simplified my life and realized all I need or want is true love, family and a few good friends... from there everything else will fall in place. Luckily for me this is already so... and I gotta say my life is richer for it. Only you can determine what is right for your life... I know what is right for my life and I know where I am going. I know the people in my life right now are all beautiful and special... for which I am truly grateful!
I think the main thing I have come to learn in life seeing friends find and lose love (divorce etc etc) is we need to be happy when happiness finds us. Stop listening to the masses and listen to your own heart and mind... those are the two things we should hold dearest to ourselves. People always say don't settle... wtf how is being happy with the blessings and people in your life settling. Just because you don't think my bf is sexy or the right one for me... who the fuck are you. That goes for everyone... seriously who gives a shit if people think something. They are entitled to their opinion, but from what I can see it just stems from jealousy... jealousy that you have found happiness and they married someone because they were pregnant etc etc. This goes back to honesty... you need to be honest with yourself and what you want in life... if you never are honest with yourself you are fucked in life... you will always be a miserable bitch meddling with a life you wish you had. Here is a clue people.. if you are unhappy with something in your life change it! If you are too lazy to change it then shut the fuck up because we are all tired of listening to your shit :-)
I suppose all I am saying is that no matter what happens in my life I know I am truly lucky because most people never find someone that is their everything... best friend, lover, companion, protector and loyal. As humans we make mistakes and usually can never be given a second chance to just live and be happy. Second chances rarely happen... let's be real. To my love I want to say thank you... thank you for loving me for all I am... Intelligent, bitchy, goofy, dorky, witty, independent, caring, focused, driven... I know at times it seems like the world around us is crashing... people sabotaging, but I am here... waiting until we can truly be one...
For me I always have been trying to find something 'better' because that is what we have been taught. Finding better has been nothing but a terrible journey for me... the thing is I NEVER TRULY THOUGHT THERE WAS BETTER... sure there are doctors or lawyers, which is what certain people in my life feel I need to be with, but men with money treat me like property. This isn't monopoly bitches and I am not for sale. Taking a step back from society this year (perhaps some of you noticed my absence) I have simplified my life and realized all I need or want is true love, family and a few good friends... from there everything else will fall in place. Luckily for me this is already so... and I gotta say my life is richer for it. Only you can determine what is right for your life... I know what is right for my life and I know where I am going. I know the people in my life right now are all beautiful and special... for which I am truly grateful!
I think the main thing I have come to learn in life seeing friends find and lose love (divorce etc etc) is we need to be happy when happiness finds us. Stop listening to the masses and listen to your own heart and mind... those are the two things we should hold dearest to ourselves. People always say don't settle... wtf how is being happy with the blessings and people in your life settling. Just because you don't think my bf is sexy or the right one for me... who the fuck are you. That goes for everyone... seriously who gives a shit if people think something. They are entitled to their opinion, but from what I can see it just stems from jealousy... jealousy that you have found happiness and they married someone because they were pregnant etc etc. This goes back to honesty... you need to be honest with yourself and what you want in life... if you never are honest with yourself you are fucked in life... you will always be a miserable bitch meddling with a life you wish you had. Here is a clue people.. if you are unhappy with something in your life change it! If you are too lazy to change it then shut the fuck up because we are all tired of listening to your shit :-)
I suppose all I am saying is that no matter what happens in my life I know I am truly lucky because most people never find someone that is their everything... best friend, lover, companion, protector and loyal. As humans we make mistakes and usually can never be given a second chance to just live and be happy. Second chances rarely happen... let's be real. To my love I want to say thank you... thank you for loving me for all I am... Intelligent, bitchy, goofy, dorky, witty, independent, caring, focused, driven... I know at times it seems like the world around us is crashing... people sabotaging, but I am here... waiting until we can truly be one...
Friday, January 15, 2010
Blumpkin?!
Alright... so I consider myself to be somewhat well versed in sexual verbage... I mean shit I grew up around loggers and contractors... it was bound to happen. Recently though a friend of mine was kind of enough to drunk dial me and start rambling about wanting a blumpkin... not thinking much about it and kindly getting him to call someone else, I went back to sleep. The next day I called one of my other guy friends to see just what all the blumpkin business is about. He told me that it would be best to google it... now I know why LOL ~ I gotta say when I found out I was like wtf.. what kind of nasty bitch does that shit? Don't get me wrong I have had my share of kinky shit in my life... but really.. that was a little much for even me (side note - yeah I will never give any guy a blumpkin... so don't even ask unless you want your junk cut off! sorry!) (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin)
Now I am sure all of you are wondering what a blumpkin truly is... for this answer I will refer to the Urban Dictionary ~ BLUMPKIN: "The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump." Yeah... so yeah um where to go from here. I just also need to mention in guy land isn't the order for getting ready to take a shit, shower and shave? That would also mean not only would a lady have to smell shit, but also sweaty balls. Seriously... hell no! I don't know about you'll but that in itself would make me vomit... if a guys doesn't have clean junk a bj would never happen in the first place.
This is just one of those moments that I gotta say you are truly a special breed if you have successfully given a blumpkin.
You know that Urban Dictionary site is quite interesting... there are a few other things I had not actually heard of until reading it. Thank God for the Internet right... that way all the sick fucks of the world can put on blast all the nasty shit they enjoy in life. Not my place to judge, but only my place to write about it the rest of us can share in the 'simple' joys of life.
Now I am sure all of you are wondering what a blumpkin truly is... for this answer I will refer to the Urban Dictionary ~ BLUMPKIN: "The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump." Yeah... so yeah um where to go from here. I just also need to mention in guy land isn't the order for getting ready to take a shit, shower and shave? That would also mean not only would a lady have to smell shit, but also sweaty balls. Seriously... hell no! I don't know about you'll but that in itself would make me vomit... if a guys doesn't have clean junk a bj would never happen in the first place.
This is just one of those moments that I gotta say you are truly a special breed if you have successfully given a blumpkin.
You know that Urban Dictionary site is quite interesting... there are a few other things I had not actually heard of until reading it. Thank God for the Internet right... that way all the sick fucks of the world can put on blast all the nasty shit they enjoy in life. Not my place to judge, but only my place to write about it the rest of us can share in the 'simple' joys of life.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Only in Klamath...
Wow... I gotta say that Klamath has its' share of interesting people, but this story in particular just makes me laugh!
A man from Keno (which is a small little town about 15 minutes from here) was arrested Monday for masturbating in the Goodwill store... now I have done my share of sweet lovin' to myself... but never in a store. I commend this man for his bravery and stupidity... people like this remind me why I keep my cool and focus on not being them :-) Maybe he gets excited when he sees people mulling over racks of 2nd hand merchandise... maybe 2nd hand items are his porn... who are we to judge what gets someone hot. I know for me sexy tattooed men... especially ones with shaved heads (wink) get me hot... but again who am I to judge.
Here is the link in case there are a few that think I just make up random shit
http://heraldandnews.com/articles/2010/01/12/breaking/doc4b4b6ea016c93244602803.txt
I also read on the paper today that they are doing a survey on foul language... apparently there were a ton of potty mouth pricks down at the Snow Flake festival this year (and it was not me since i was too fucking cold... my happy ass stayed home)... People of Klamath I think we all need to just chill out... your children already know all the major cuss words... shit happens and people are who they are... if you start policing what you can and cannot say when you are walking on the streets you might as well just kill everyone. Diversity is the one thing that makes this world a beautiful and interesting place. Take their shitty little survey if you want to let them know that it's ok to use colorful language :-) (http://heraldandnews.com/articles/2010/01/12/breaking/doc4b4bc773e8104258895564.txt)Obviously certain things are not alright to sit and say to a child... do not get what I am saying twisted... but if two adults are talking and a child walks by are they suppose to keep talking or stop each time a child is within 10 feet... is it really the children that we are watching out for, or is it those people that personally find foul language offensive? Words are words unless spoken directly to you... that is how I feel. Now if two people are speaking and they stop and look at someone and ask wtf do you want cuntface.. that is where is becomes offensive. Yeah I totally just said cuntface LOL Anyway... I think our society has gotten out of touch with reality... in the olden days people were just as foul with their intentions and way of life... do no think because people were more family oriented in the past that they were not liars, cheaters, thieves etc etc... they just used different words.
A man from Keno (which is a small little town about 15 minutes from here) was arrested Monday for masturbating in the Goodwill store... now I have done my share of sweet lovin' to myself... but never in a store. I commend this man for his bravery and stupidity... people like this remind me why I keep my cool and focus on not being them :-) Maybe he gets excited when he sees people mulling over racks of 2nd hand merchandise... maybe 2nd hand items are his porn... who are we to judge what gets someone hot. I know for me sexy tattooed men... especially ones with shaved heads (wink) get me hot... but again who am I to judge.
Here is the link in case there are a few that think I just make up random shit
http://heraldandnews.com/articles/2010/01/12/breaking/doc4b4b6ea016c93244602803.txt
I also read on the paper today that they are doing a survey on foul language... apparently there were a ton of potty mouth pricks down at the Snow Flake festival this year (and it was not me since i was too fucking cold... my happy ass stayed home)... People of Klamath I think we all need to just chill out... your children already know all the major cuss words... shit happens and people are who they are... if you start policing what you can and cannot say when you are walking on the streets you might as well just kill everyone. Diversity is the one thing that makes this world a beautiful and interesting place. Take their shitty little survey if you want to let them know that it's ok to use colorful language :-) (http://heraldandnews.com/articles/2010/01/12/breaking/doc4b4bc773e8104258895564.txt)Obviously certain things are not alright to sit and say to a child... do not get what I am saying twisted... but if two adults are talking and a child walks by are they suppose to keep talking or stop each time a child is within 10 feet... is it really the children that we are watching out for, or is it those people that personally find foul language offensive? Words are words unless spoken directly to you... that is how I feel. Now if two people are speaking and they stop and look at someone and ask wtf do you want cuntface.. that is where is becomes offensive. Yeah I totally just said cuntface LOL Anyway... I think our society has gotten out of touch with reality... in the olden days people were just as foul with their intentions and way of life... do no think because people were more family oriented in the past that they were not liars, cheaters, thieves etc etc... they just used different words.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Boyfriend Application - Feel Free to Use Ladies!
LOL I forgot I posted this.... over 3 years ago... How funny!
Friday, September 15, 2006
BOYFRIEND APPLICATION
Category: Quiz/Survey
BOYFRIEND APPLICATION
(1) Do you know how to read? If not I am sure you have no fucking clue how to answer these questions… therefore, it is NOT acceptable for your current GF or Mom to fill this out
(2) Do you have all of your teeth?
(3) Do you have at least a High School Diploma or GED?
(4) Do you smoke? If yes… what do you smoke? Ciggs? Weed? Crack?
(5) Are you an alcoholic?
(6) Do you have a gambling problem?
(7) Do you have some kind of random previous injury that only makes it possible for you to have sex and not please me orally?
(8) Do you like to have sex with farm animals or family members?
(9) Have you in the past?
(10) Do you believe in Monogamy ? (If you do not know what that word is please do not return application as you may be kicked in the balls on accident you cheating bastard)
(11) Have you cheated before?
(12) Do you lie to people you love?
(13) Would you lie to me about something important?
(14) Do you have a job?
(15) Do you go to your job everyday and actually bring home a steady paycheck?
(16) Do you live in a cardboard box (or the mission) and go to the library to chat online and meet women? (which would include now if you are at the library filling this out)
(17) Do you have a child/children?
(18) How many baby's mama's do you have?
(19) Have you ever told a woman you loved her to sleep with her?
(20) Have you ever mailed a GF a notecard (or emailed) to let here know you were thinking about her?
(21) Have you ever picked a wildflower and made a gift just to make someone smile?
(22) Do you believe you can love someone without being in love with someone?
(23) Do you believe after you meet someone for the first time that you could want to spend the rest of your life with them?
(24) Have you ever had such a love for someone it could be taken as possessive behavior?
(25) Do you currently take any prescriptions for paranoid-schizophrenia, depression, or bipolar disorders?
(26) Do you have herpes?
(27) Do you know everything thing in the world and anything someone tells you take with a grain of salt?
(28) Do you see life as an experience and adventure… or do you constantly question our purpose here?
(29) Do you believe that you should learn something new everyday?
(30) Do you have a problem with a woman having about 60 pairs of shoes?
(31) Do you want children?
(32) Are you supportive of career goals?
(33) Do you care that I have and will mostly likely always have a better car than you? And I will NEVER let you drive it?
(34) Do you think I am a BITCH? (beautiful, intelligent, thoughtful, caring, and honest)
(35) Do you believe that a person can be happy being themselves?
(36) Do you believe a person in a relationship needs at least 1 night a week away from their partner?
(37) Would you watch a sad, girly movie with me and eat chocolate when I am having a fat day?
(38) Would you go shoe shopping with me?
(39) Would you go get a pedicure with me?
(40) Would you cook for me after I worked a long ass day?
(41) Are you currently on parole or probation?
(42) Do you have an warrants out for your arrest?
(43) How many times have you been to jail, prison, youth ranch etc.?
(44) Have you been married before?
(45) Have you legally gotten a divorce?
(46) Are you currently married?
(47) Have you ever has sex with a midget? If no dot you want to?
(48) Have you ever taken a carnie home? the bearded lady?
(49) Have you ever been a carnie?
(50) Will you watch reality tv with me even if it makes your eyes and ears bleed?
Some of these are funny and some are serious... but I am seriously thinking of handing this out when I meet a guy.
Friday, September 15, 2006
BOYFRIEND APPLICATION
Category: Quiz/Survey
BOYFRIEND APPLICATION
(1) Do you know how to read? If not I am sure you have no fucking clue how to answer these questions… therefore, it is NOT acceptable for your current GF or Mom to fill this out
(2) Do you have all of your teeth?
(3) Do you have at least a High School Diploma or GED?
(4) Do you smoke? If yes… what do you smoke? Ciggs? Weed? Crack?
(5) Are you an alcoholic?
(6) Do you have a gambling problem?
(7) Do you have some kind of random previous injury that only makes it possible for you to have sex and not please me orally?
(8) Do you like to have sex with farm animals or family members?
(9) Have you in the past?
(10) Do you believe in Monogamy ? (If you do not know what that word is please do not return application as you may be kicked in the balls on accident you cheating bastard)
(11) Have you cheated before?
(12) Do you lie to people you love?
(13) Would you lie to me about something important?
(14) Do you have a job?
(15) Do you go to your job everyday and actually bring home a steady paycheck?
(16) Do you live in a cardboard box (or the mission) and go to the library to chat online and meet women? (which would include now if you are at the library filling this out)
(17) Do you have a child/children?
(18) How many baby's mama's do you have?
(19) Have you ever told a woman you loved her to sleep with her?
(20) Have you ever mailed a GF a notecard (or emailed) to let here know you were thinking about her?
(21) Have you ever picked a wildflower and made a gift just to make someone smile?
(22) Do you believe you can love someone without being in love with someone?
(23) Do you believe after you meet someone for the first time that you could want to spend the rest of your life with them?
(24) Have you ever had such a love for someone it could be taken as possessive behavior?
(25) Do you currently take any prescriptions for paranoid-schizophrenia, depression, or bipolar disorders?
(26) Do you have herpes?
(27) Do you know everything thing in the world and anything someone tells you take with a grain of salt?
(28) Do you see life as an experience and adventure… or do you constantly question our purpose here?
(29) Do you believe that you should learn something new everyday?
(30) Do you have a problem with a woman having about 60 pairs of shoes?
(31) Do you want children?
(32) Are you supportive of career goals?
(33) Do you care that I have and will mostly likely always have a better car than you? And I will NEVER let you drive it?
(34) Do you think I am a BITCH? (beautiful, intelligent, thoughtful, caring, and honest)
(35) Do you believe that a person can be happy being themselves?
(36) Do you believe a person in a relationship needs at least 1 night a week away from their partner?
(37) Would you watch a sad, girly movie with me and eat chocolate when I am having a fat day?
(38) Would you go shoe shopping with me?
(39) Would you go get a pedicure with me?
(40) Would you cook for me after I worked a long ass day?
(41) Are you currently on parole or probation?
(42) Do you have an warrants out for your arrest?
(43) How many times have you been to jail, prison, youth ranch etc.?
(44) Have you been married before?
(45) Have you legally gotten a divorce?
(46) Are you currently married?
(47) Have you ever has sex with a midget? If no dot you want to?
(48) Have you ever taken a carnie home? the bearded lady?
(49) Have you ever been a carnie?
(50) Will you watch reality tv with me even if it makes your eyes and ears bleed?
Some of these are funny and some are serious... but I am seriously thinking of handing this out when I meet a guy.
Masks - An older post
I thought it might be fun to transfer some posts from my old blog (on myspace) I just found to here. This one was written almost 4 years ago... weird how you remember certain things you were thinking when you read things from the past...
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Masks
Current mood: pleased
Category: Life
Well tonight is another random blog here goes. Whenever I am venting is it NEVER about a specific person or event if it is, I have no problem calling a person out.
A lot of time in life we meet people that we get excited about, spend time with, and hope that there may be something there. Usually though, after a month or so, the real person shows through the mask one had been wearing. I have never understood why people do that/ I am one of those people that what you see is what you get. I am honest, open, and at times blunt. When I see something I want I get it or do everything I can do to get it. My general sense is one of caring and understanding. Why must we pretend to be something we are not in order to make people like us? This is what society as a whole says is ok well maybe is she gets to know this one part of you she will like you and forget about the rest. What is all the shit about why are we wasting each others time? When we present ourselves to someone, why are we always hiding who we really are? I have finally decided that I now what is wrong with me this just happened tonight folks. My desire to be myself is so strong, that I overpower those around me... aka for all the men out there... I scare the shit out of you. I dont mean to, its just who I am I am strong willed and my unwillingness to compromise my character and beliefs knocks me out of the running for most relationships. When I think of my life that way, I am not the problem, but really the masks I tear off of those around me are. How can the truth be so binding? Isnt the truth supposed to set you free?
Being free of mind and judgment is not a reality of our society. Perhaps people wear masks because of fear or shame? What have we become as a society to be so afraid to be ourselves that we must hide? Most of my life I have been an outcast, dork, freak, or whatever society decided for me for so long it seemed a burden. The only time I fit in was in college... OK college fucking rocked only because I was popular WTF me popular? I know weird right? I wore a mask for 2 years I have never been as lonely as that. People were always around, but not people I wanted around. Why do we do this to ourselves? Is our desire to feel accepted the driving factor? Sad but true, I feel this to be so. I myself fell into the trap society lays for us. It is hard not to take the chance to be something we have never been. I supposed it could be compared to a meth addiction the intro to the drug is fucking awesome then you need more and more to keep getting high. Nothing is ever like the first time finally you keep getting deeper and deeper into the addiction until you are so low and out of reality that nothing seems real anymore. At least that is how I felt after my sophomore year of college Everyone around is a fake you know it and they know it. We are all playing out little parts society has given us. It doesnt have to be like that though. The need to be loved is always going to be there in life we are human love is a need we always thrist for. Why is something that is so cherished and highly though of treated with such disrespect?
Another thing I just cannot understand is why am I always the one that gets shit on figuratively speaking here folks. I havent worn a mask in a few years now I am open and honest if you know me personally or gone on a date with me in the past few years you know what I say is true. I am dorky and obnoxious, loud yet genuine, aggressive but giving. Why is it so hard to just tell the truth and be as open as I am? Has society really put that much pressure on you? Do you really care that much about what your friends think? I mean come on the prick is probably going to meet a great girl and finally pull his fucking head out of his ass leaving you all alone wondering if you should leave or take you mask. Someday I will meet a really great guy. When you do meet me (if mister wonderful is reading) you better tell the truth or I might castrate you. LOL kidding well mostly. My only question is this are we (society as a whole) really OK with risking absolute happiness to appease our brethren?
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Masks
Current mood: pleased
Category: Life
Well tonight is another random blog here goes. Whenever I am venting is it NEVER about a specific person or event if it is, I have no problem calling a person out.
A lot of time in life we meet people that we get excited about, spend time with, and hope that there may be something there. Usually though, after a month or so, the real person shows through the mask one had been wearing. I have never understood why people do that/ I am one of those people that what you see is what you get. I am honest, open, and at times blunt. When I see something I want I get it or do everything I can do to get it. My general sense is one of caring and understanding. Why must we pretend to be something we are not in order to make people like us? This is what society as a whole says is ok well maybe is she gets to know this one part of you she will like you and forget about the rest. What is all the shit about why are we wasting each others time? When we present ourselves to someone, why are we always hiding who we really are? I have finally decided that I now what is wrong with me this just happened tonight folks. My desire to be myself is so strong, that I overpower those around me... aka for all the men out there... I scare the shit out of you. I dont mean to, its just who I am I am strong willed and my unwillingness to compromise my character and beliefs knocks me out of the running for most relationships. When I think of my life that way, I am not the problem, but really the masks I tear off of those around me are. How can the truth be so binding? Isnt the truth supposed to set you free?
Being free of mind and judgment is not a reality of our society. Perhaps people wear masks because of fear or shame? What have we become as a society to be so afraid to be ourselves that we must hide? Most of my life I have been an outcast, dork, freak, or whatever society decided for me for so long it seemed a burden. The only time I fit in was in college... OK college fucking rocked only because I was popular WTF me popular? I know weird right? I wore a mask for 2 years I have never been as lonely as that. People were always around, but not people I wanted around. Why do we do this to ourselves? Is our desire to feel accepted the driving factor? Sad but true, I feel this to be so. I myself fell into the trap society lays for us. It is hard not to take the chance to be something we have never been. I supposed it could be compared to a meth addiction the intro to the drug is fucking awesome then you need more and more to keep getting high. Nothing is ever like the first time finally you keep getting deeper and deeper into the addiction until you are so low and out of reality that nothing seems real anymore. At least that is how I felt after my sophomore year of college Everyone around is a fake you know it and they know it. We are all playing out little parts society has given us. It doesnt have to be like that though. The need to be loved is always going to be there in life we are human love is a need we always thrist for. Why is something that is so cherished and highly though of treated with such disrespect?
Another thing I just cannot understand is why am I always the one that gets shit on figuratively speaking here folks. I havent worn a mask in a few years now I am open and honest if you know me personally or gone on a date with me in the past few years you know what I say is true. I am dorky and obnoxious, loud yet genuine, aggressive but giving. Why is it so hard to just tell the truth and be as open as I am? Has society really put that much pressure on you? Do you really care that much about what your friends think? I mean come on the prick is probably going to meet a great girl and finally pull his fucking head out of his ass leaving you all alone wondering if you should leave or take you mask. Someday I will meet a really great guy. When you do meet me (if mister wonderful is reading) you better tell the truth or I might castrate you. LOL kidding well mostly. My only question is this are we (society as a whole) really OK with risking absolute happiness to appease our brethren?
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
The Truth Shall Set You Free...
One thing I will never understand is the perpetual need for people to lie.... even daily about the silliest little things. What is the point? Can someone lie so often that they are living in that parallel universe where they think all the lies they tell are their true reality? I think yes... my life path has crossed with several people like this. Now I am going to recap of a few top idiots I have had the chance to have in my life... somehow I always seem to meet piece of shit men... go me!
The con-artist is a wonder of nature... where on earth do these men learn this from? Is there a school for assholes that allows men to learn how to not only make a woman fall madly in love with them, but believe every Little lie? There must be is all I have to say! There was one that a 'friend' introduced me to... very sexy man on the outside... polite, cordial and said all the right things. A smart girl would have ran as far as possible from someone like that right?! Well I should have at least... oh well. I let him move in with me... yeah I said it. I know what you all are thinking too... idiot! The thing was I fell in love with him... at least I thought it was love... looking back I know it just turned out to be convenience and loneliness. Ladies... never let a man live with you... especially if you just met him like 3 months before.... this is a major life NO NO! The thing about this one is my family loved him.... actually my family loved all the con-artist type men I have dated. What is that shit about? Then when you are confiding in your mom and she says, but he is soooo nice and treats you so well... you cannot break her perfect little image of him. Life lesson number 2 ladies... only you can know what is right in your life... no one else can tell you who you really love. Luckily for me I have someone dear to me that I love very much... it's complicated :-) Anywho... This little con-artist worked his way into my little family trust tree and was a strong branch... so strong in fact that he was invited to the family Christmas in Las Vegas. Hmmm not sure if it is good when your family wants to include your bf or not... gage the situation, but mine was bad. In the time we made the plans and the trip took place the shit hit the fan. There were other women... he was using drugs again... the sad thing is I knew... I knew! Denial is not a pretty thing people... how the hell can anyone be honest with you if you cannot be honest with yourself. Needless to say this trip was a recipe for disaster and it was... on the way down and there we were together 24/7... and I discovered he was coming down off drugs hard... so he drank.. a lot. That was not a good situation to be in... I seriously regret not being honest with myself and just getting him out of my life and enjoying my family alone. I still regret ruining that Christmas for my family. Never again will I let a man ruin any family time I have... my time is precious. I have never used drugs... EVER... never saw the appeal, so it is very difficult to know someone is doing something and not know how to help. Feeling helpless and afraid of the one you love is not a good thing. I was lucky in this case that he didn't end up hurting me when we were down there... I have a feeling if he did not need me to drive us back... I would have been in a very seriously harmful situation. There were a few situations where he had pushed me around before... screamed etc... I do not respond well to that kind of behavior. I never thought someone that was showed constant affection would actually hurt me... it's crazy shit. The funny thing is I would make excuses. Now anyone that knows me is like WTF... I do not take shit from anyone... when I was younger though I did. From several men... verbal or physical abuse was not abnormal in a relationship....
There was a more recent one I dated that I must say takes the cake on the con-artist ranks. This man is a true master I gotta say... the good thing is I met him after I had already been taken on a roller coaster by several other men... I was ready to call his ass out. I got in good with his family... his mother loves me! He seemed picture perfect... wayyy too picture perfect... like a fucking greeting card... I smelled bullshit a mile away. I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt though. Things were great for about a month. My new life skill is breaking people down... usually only a month is all I need. I can get a con-astist to crack and show true colors... I would like to thing is is badge I wear after all the assholes I have been through... kind of like a consolation prize from bad relationships. Anyway... he started getting explosively angry... and controlling. Most of my friends are men right... hello I am in the construction industry... yea it's gonna be like that.
He started acting like a 2 year old when my friends called and then started the whole facebook stalking. Any guy that left a nice wall post or commented on my comments he went crazy on... of course I didn't know until later. Really what kind of insecure prick does that shit? Can we say pathetic? Yeah I can :-) Attention men... well any men interested in dating me (like that will happen LOL) I have a lot of male friends... I am also not ugly... therefore people tend to compliment me. If this is a problem go fuck yourself :-) *That is all* I tried to explain to him that first of all it is people that are networking with me or just saying hi. I have almost 500 facebook friends... it is hard to message every single person, but I do my best to at least keep all my business contacts and friends in the loop. I find it hard to believe that anyone would be insecure about things that everyone can see. Hello facebook... everyone can see my wall dipshit... if I was trying to hide something why the hell would I do wall posts... yeah he wasn't very smart LOL ~ He then told me stories of hs ex-wife and how she never let him see their daughter. I found out later that she tries to let him see her... he never chooses to go see her. Makes me kind of sad actually. Now I understand why she talks to him like a 2 year old... he acts like one. Then after I dumped his ass he started messaging me telling me he was going on dates with my friends and he wanted no hard feelings. Ok attention men... if you really do start dating our friends we will all talk. I decided to talk to her and tell her what he said. Apparently he message her on facebook and tried to go on a date with her, but she wasn't interested. LOL pathetic again. I just wanted to warn her about his temper... that is what a friend does... if she wanted to actually date him I wouldn't have given two shits, but girl needed to know. So the lies keep pouring in and I block him off of all my social media sites... who needs drama when you are just living life!? A few weeks later someone forwards me an email from this girl... saying she wanted to know if he was going to be part of his daughter's life... she is giving birth in a week and needs to know what to put on the birth certificate.... WHOA! Hmmm so he has another kid on the way and no contact with her apparently... and he was seeing me and a few others I am sure. Lordy! Good thing my bullshit meter is on to the max... I know what's up so don't fuck with me alright.
I have done some serious soul searching the last few years.... taking time for myself to be honest with myself and all the bad eggs that had ever been in it. Trust me people it is not easy to look in a mirror and realize you have not only been a bank and free ride for several people, but you have not been true to yourself. Being alone the last few years has been heavenly for me, I do what I want when I want... only thing is it would be nice to have someone to come home to. The great thing about that is someday I will. I have a great life and great friends and family. Nothing is more important than that. I guess my life experiences in dating can be summed up as lonely, scary, walked on, used, abused and happy for a split second. Funny thing is I do not know if I would change it. I have gained valuable knowledge well beyond my years and walked away... that is something some women have not had the luxury to do. I know exactly who I am and exactly where I am going in life. I am focused on myself and getting to the health level I desire. When it is my turn for true love I know it will happen.... I know he is waiting for me and he knows I am here... not exactly waiting... but holding a place in time when our paths cross and we are both ready for something real....
The con-artist is a wonder of nature... where on earth do these men learn this from? Is there a school for assholes that allows men to learn how to not only make a woman fall madly in love with them, but believe every Little lie? There must be is all I have to say! There was one that a 'friend' introduced me to... very sexy man on the outside... polite, cordial and said all the right things. A smart girl would have ran as far as possible from someone like that right?! Well I should have at least... oh well. I let him move in with me... yeah I said it. I know what you all are thinking too... idiot! The thing was I fell in love with him... at least I thought it was love... looking back I know it just turned out to be convenience and loneliness. Ladies... never let a man live with you... especially if you just met him like 3 months before.... this is a major life NO NO! The thing about this one is my family loved him.... actually my family loved all the con-artist type men I have dated. What is that shit about? Then when you are confiding in your mom and she says, but he is soooo nice and treats you so well... you cannot break her perfect little image of him. Life lesson number 2 ladies... only you can know what is right in your life... no one else can tell you who you really love. Luckily for me I have someone dear to me that I love very much... it's complicated :-) Anywho... This little con-artist worked his way into my little family trust tree and was a strong branch... so strong in fact that he was invited to the family Christmas in Las Vegas. Hmmm not sure if it is good when your family wants to include your bf or not... gage the situation, but mine was bad. In the time we made the plans and the trip took place the shit hit the fan. There were other women... he was using drugs again... the sad thing is I knew... I knew! Denial is not a pretty thing people... how the hell can anyone be honest with you if you cannot be honest with yourself. Needless to say this trip was a recipe for disaster and it was... on the way down and there we were together 24/7... and I discovered he was coming down off drugs hard... so he drank.. a lot. That was not a good situation to be in... I seriously regret not being honest with myself and just getting him out of my life and enjoying my family alone. I still regret ruining that Christmas for my family. Never again will I let a man ruin any family time I have... my time is precious. I have never used drugs... EVER... never saw the appeal, so it is very difficult to know someone is doing something and not know how to help. Feeling helpless and afraid of the one you love is not a good thing. I was lucky in this case that he didn't end up hurting me when we were down there... I have a feeling if he did not need me to drive us back... I would have been in a very seriously harmful situation. There were a few situations where he had pushed me around before... screamed etc... I do not respond well to that kind of behavior. I never thought someone that was showed constant affection would actually hurt me... it's crazy shit. The funny thing is I would make excuses. Now anyone that knows me is like WTF... I do not take shit from anyone... when I was younger though I did. From several men... verbal or physical abuse was not abnormal in a relationship....
There was a more recent one I dated that I must say takes the cake on the con-artist ranks. This man is a true master I gotta say... the good thing is I met him after I had already been taken on a roller coaster by several other men... I was ready to call his ass out. I got in good with his family... his mother loves me! He seemed picture perfect... wayyy too picture perfect... like a fucking greeting card... I smelled bullshit a mile away. I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt though. Things were great for about a month. My new life skill is breaking people down... usually only a month is all I need. I can get a con-astist to crack and show true colors... I would like to thing is is badge I wear after all the assholes I have been through... kind of like a consolation prize from bad relationships. Anyway... he started getting explosively angry... and controlling. Most of my friends are men right... hello I am in the construction industry... yea it's gonna be like that.
He started acting like a 2 year old when my friends called and then started the whole facebook stalking. Any guy that left a nice wall post or commented on my comments he went crazy on... of course I didn't know until later. Really what kind of insecure prick does that shit? Can we say pathetic? Yeah I can :-) Attention men... well any men interested in dating me (like that will happen LOL) I have a lot of male friends... I am also not ugly... therefore people tend to compliment me. If this is a problem go fuck yourself :-) *That is all* I tried to explain to him that first of all it is people that are networking with me or just saying hi. I have almost 500 facebook friends... it is hard to message every single person, but I do my best to at least keep all my business contacts and friends in the loop. I find it hard to believe that anyone would be insecure about things that everyone can see. Hello facebook... everyone can see my wall dipshit... if I was trying to hide something why the hell would I do wall posts... yeah he wasn't very smart LOL ~ He then told me stories of hs ex-wife and how she never let him see their daughter. I found out later that she tries to let him see her... he never chooses to go see her. Makes me kind of sad actually. Now I understand why she talks to him like a 2 year old... he acts like one. Then after I dumped his ass he started messaging me telling me he was going on dates with my friends and he wanted no hard feelings. Ok attention men... if you really do start dating our friends we will all talk. I decided to talk to her and tell her what he said. Apparently he message her on facebook and tried to go on a date with her, but she wasn't interested. LOL pathetic again. I just wanted to warn her about his temper... that is what a friend does... if she wanted to actually date him I wouldn't have given two shits, but girl needed to know. So the lies keep pouring in and I block him off of all my social media sites... who needs drama when you are just living life!? A few weeks later someone forwards me an email from this girl... saying she wanted to know if he was going to be part of his daughter's life... she is giving birth in a week and needs to know what to put on the birth certificate.... WHOA! Hmmm so he has another kid on the way and no contact with her apparently... and he was seeing me and a few others I am sure. Lordy! Good thing my bullshit meter is on to the max... I know what's up so don't fuck with me alright.
I have done some serious soul searching the last few years.... taking time for myself to be honest with myself and all the bad eggs that had ever been in it. Trust me people it is not easy to look in a mirror and realize you have not only been a bank and free ride for several people, but you have not been true to yourself. Being alone the last few years has been heavenly for me, I do what I want when I want... only thing is it would be nice to have someone to come home to. The great thing about that is someday I will. I have a great life and great friends and family. Nothing is more important than that. I guess my life experiences in dating can be summed up as lonely, scary, walked on, used, abused and happy for a split second. Funny thing is I do not know if I would change it. I have gained valuable knowledge well beyond my years and walked away... that is something some women have not had the luxury to do. I know exactly who I am and exactly where I am going in life. I am focused on myself and getting to the health level I desire. When it is my turn for true love I know it will happen.... I know he is waiting for me and he knows I am here... not exactly waiting... but holding a place in time when our paths cross and we are both ready for something real....
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
The Klamath Falls Post Office... Part 1
For those of you that are unfamiliar with Klamath Falls, OR, the post office offers some of the best people watching ever... yes folks even better than Wal-Mart!
A recent memory makes me wish I had not left my cell phone in the car while waiting in the 18 mile long line... that way the image could be burned into all of our heads. While waiting during the Christmas rush to pick up something hopefully worthwhile (gotta love those damn yellow slips), I was blessed with 27 people ahead of me in line... a few people there like me for work... 8 eldery folks sending packages to their families... a few sending things to a troop deployed... the few randoms that need money orders (you know the ones I mean... missing a few teeth and sometimes they give off offensive odors) and then there was the random stout man standing directly behind me... practically humping my leg. Have people really not heard of personal space? I kept like stepping on his foot and elbowing him to keep him off of my ass... but he didn't get the point. Lordy it took every ounce of patience in me not to turn around, put my knee in his junk and tell him if he grazes my ass on more fucking time I would knock his damn head off. Needless to say, I kindly turned and smiled and said please give me 1 foot of room... I have space issues LOL. Yeah space issues... as in get out of my fucking personal bubble! Now if he was sexy... young... yummy to look at he could have grazed my ass anyday! Now where was I... whew I need to get my composure here. Ok what fascinated me most of being in line that day was the fantastic fashions the people of Klamath shared that day... the wonderful assortment of grotesque Christmas sweaters... the interesting combinations of hats, coats, gloves and layers of clothing with the knee high geriatric-esque snow boots laced over the pants... but my personal favorite was the lovely lady wearing her fuzzy bright yellow snow boots with pink capri jammie bottoms and a multi-colored tank top... because I know when it is snowing that is the best combination of items to keep warm. Not only did I find it fantastic, but the older woman mean mugging me in line now had a new person to glare at. To the colorfully dressed and obviously 'high on life' woman of the post office I salute you... it takes a real woman to walk out the door looking like rainbow bright on crack...
A recent memory makes me wish I had not left my cell phone in the car while waiting in the 18 mile long line... that way the image could be burned into all of our heads. While waiting during the Christmas rush to pick up something hopefully worthwhile (gotta love those damn yellow slips), I was blessed with 27 people ahead of me in line... a few people there like me for work... 8 eldery folks sending packages to their families... a few sending things to a troop deployed... the few randoms that need money orders (you know the ones I mean... missing a few teeth and sometimes they give off offensive odors) and then there was the random stout man standing directly behind me... practically humping my leg. Have people really not heard of personal space? I kept like stepping on his foot and elbowing him to keep him off of my ass... but he didn't get the point. Lordy it took every ounce of patience in me not to turn around, put my knee in his junk and tell him if he grazes my ass on more fucking time I would knock his damn head off. Needless to say, I kindly turned and smiled and said please give me 1 foot of room... I have space issues LOL. Yeah space issues... as in get out of my fucking personal bubble! Now if he was sexy... young... yummy to look at he could have grazed my ass anyday! Now where was I... whew I need to get my composure here. Ok what fascinated me most of being in line that day was the fantastic fashions the people of Klamath shared that day... the wonderful assortment of grotesque Christmas sweaters... the interesting combinations of hats, coats, gloves and layers of clothing with the knee high geriatric-esque snow boots laced over the pants... but my personal favorite was the lovely lady wearing her fuzzy bright yellow snow boots with pink capri jammie bottoms and a multi-colored tank top... because I know when it is snowing that is the best combination of items to keep warm. Not only did I find it fantastic, but the older woman mean mugging me in line now had a new person to glare at. To the colorfully dressed and obviously 'high on life' woman of the post office I salute you... it takes a real woman to walk out the door looking like rainbow bright on crack...
Welcome....
SO I have decided to do a regular blog... For anyone that does not know me I want to warn you... this blog will be about whatever I feel like talking about at the time... random, heart felt, meaningless or bitching ~ Also... I have flagged this as an adult blog because I like to say fuck and shit way toooo much. Sorry, but it is part of my vernacular.
Sometime people may find my words a bit harsh or unnecessary, but I feel as if I am doing society a favor and saying things no one else has the balls to say...
With that I encourage you all to enjoy the Eccentricity that is me :-)
Sometime people may find my words a bit harsh or unnecessary, but I feel as if I am doing society a favor and saying things no one else has the balls to say...
With that I encourage you all to enjoy the Eccentricity that is me :-)
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