Vegas Day 2

Wow is all I can say about Vegas at this point... not because we have done anything spectacular, but simply for having fun no matter where we are. Sally and I had dinner with my brother and Ellen tonight... it was a ton of fun! Our poor waiter is all I can say... he thought I was a totally looney toon! Hmmm perhaps I am one :-) Every time he came back to the table we were laughing our asses off at random conversation.... apparently Ryan thinks Oprah is a lesbian... I mean go for it I suppose... Ricky Martin just came out so what the hell. Then the conversation turned from lesbians to having money in the bank.... and by bank I mean asshole and by money I mean someones cock... there will be no withdrawals or deposits in the Bank of Jessica. From that I decided it would be funny to make money condoms... that way there literally could be money in the bank... that turned into Ryan and Ellen thinking I should start my own adult novelty products. The final straw at dinner somehow lead everyone to agreeing I should become a porn script writer because I am so creative and apparently everything that comes out of my mouth is dripping in sexual innuendos. I guess if I get bored that can be my weekend job LOL. How funny for my brother to say that. So, needless to say we were laughing our asses off. It was a lovely dinner and good to see Ryan. Dude he needs a serious haircut... He is starting to look like Snidley Whiplash from one of those 70's cartoons..... funny right!?

Sally and I decided to make our way back to the strip after dinner on the way back to the condo... all kinds of crazy people were walking the streets already and we had some interesting characters pull up next to us in the bumper to bumper traffic. We pulled up to the nasty hooptie ride and the driver is like yo ma... yo sup? OMG really?! I need to give him credit... Sally and I laughed for a good couple of days off his pickup line.... "Hey baby... my name is Paco and I want to eat your taco" Really bro... thank God I had my ring on my finger... I told him I didn't think my husband would like that very much and Sally didn't have an excuse so we switched lanes quick LOL - Yeah I am not really married, but it felt good to say :-) Glad I have a sweet man in my life that knows I am there for him 100%. After we got away from Paco the taco eater... we pulled up next to this limo full of tons of shitfaced guys.... They were all in there mid 30s I would have guessed and they proceed to ask me if I would be their cougar. WTF... first of all ewww, but seriously I am only 26... how the fuck can I be a cougar... I proceed to give them a piece of my mind and they proceeded to roll their window up :-) People crack me up and my favorite part of Vegas really is people watching!

So we made it back to the condo and decided to get dolled up and make our way down the trip on foot. All kinds of crazies were out and we ended up walking a good 4-5 miles that night... from Caesar's Palace to New York, New York and everything between. The city is really pretty at night, but very strange. Of all the city's I have been to, Vegas is one of the cleanest. Late at night they have power washing crews that wash the streets, sidewalks and over passes of the entire strip... the whole city is constantly pristine and clean... One of the only benefits of Vegas I think. The night ended very relaxing and with a ride from a very nice driver. The service people are so kind in Vegas :-)