Saturday, June 12, 2010

One Night In Klamath...

For those of you not familiar with good ol' Klamath Falls... you cannot imagine the type of nightlife we have here. It is like a random mish mash of every group of people you can imagine all in a 3 block radius downtown.... you have your snobby bitches, the cool kids that never grew up, the alcoholics, the druggies, the crack whores, the ex strippers, the emo rejects, the jock rejects that now pump gas and have 12 baby mamas, the ravers, the hip hoppers, the skaters, the potheads, the trailer trash and the 'beautiful people'... usually when you go to different towns these people never mingle together. I suppose that is something unique we have here... usually there is a specific order in which people go out... it starts at El Palacio... everyone moves over around 1030 to Waldo's then disperse to Aftershock, Legends and the Alibi throughout the night.

So last night James and his GF came down from Bend to hang out for the night... the dragged me out! So... we decided to go to Waldos. Upon our arrival, 4 of Klamath's finest in Blue show up to question people about a crime/murder that happened in the area. It really wouldn't be a night out at Waldos without some sort of Police action - though police don't usually show up until around 1.. and I am home by then :-) As the evening went on the randomness increased 10 fold! We saw a camera guy coming into Waldos following some ex stripper turned crack head/alcoholic... she said she was filming for a reality show. After talking to the camera guy, we deduced that the show could only be one thing... that's right folks... Intervention. Well maybe not exactly that show, but something like it... that girl was a hot mess! So about 10:30 all the snobby bitches, 'beautiful people' and skanky assclowns began to make their way over from El Palacio. At that point we decided to bounce. We went toe the CAK for the 'house party'. It was sooo much fun... all the random ravers and emo kids were dancing their little hearts out. I had a ton of fun shakin it and fist pumping Jersey Shore style! I absolutely hate regular clubs that only play hip hop crap, but house and trance music is the bomb! I guess they are having house dances every week now. I think it is a good thing because a lot of the kids there are like 18-20 and just want to have drama free fun... also not a normal concept in Ktown!

Well... that about summed up the evening... it just cracks me up about our town and the randomness of every evening. It reminds me of why I rarely go out and the fact that I hate judgemental, drama filled people :-)

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